Megan Fox Playing an Old School Hooker

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With ol Sam Witwicky and Bumblebee no where in site it looks like Megan Fox is going to have to fend for herself in her latest film Jonah Hex.  The first and most important question I have is the wild west ready for Meagan’s chest.

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Fortunately it looks like the black gloves she is wearing will help cover her toe thumbs. If you don’t know what I am talking about and want to permanently ruin how you see Meagan Fox click here.

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Either way back to the topic at hand it looks like Miss Fox is again filling her part by cinching up her waist and letting her tits do the talking.  I’m not saying Megan can’t act, well who am I kidding that is exactly what I am saying. Fortunately for Megan she has a pretty face and perky tits to make up for her lack of personality.  Here’s to you Meagan, keep up the good work.

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Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Marilyn Manson

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Lady Gaga’s outfit for her performance at the Grammys last night was shocking, even for Lady Gaga. I understand she is trying to prove that:

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A. She is not a hermaphrodite.

B. She is devoted to love and art.

C. She wants to be a teacher to her fans and to liberate them of their fears.

Well of all these goals the only one she accomplished was to prove that she is not a hermaphrodite, unless she was able to pull off one hell of a tuck job.

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Devoting yourself to love and art does not mean you come out looking like a bad mash up of Marilyn Manson and The Ultimate Warrior while wearing extensions that look like they were pulled straight off Barbie. Oh and the cream on the cake, she looked like at any moment she was going to perform fellatio on the golden microphone.

Now I don’t know about you but if we had more teachers like this, the world may end before 2012. And as for the liberating of fears, if you haven’t had to wash your eyes out with Clorox after seeing these pics, I can guarantee these images will be burned into your brain, and not in a good way.  You think you had a tough time sleeping after seeing the creppy girl in The Ring for the first time, just wait till you close your pretty little eyes tonight.

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Michelle Trachtenberg Tries to Become Relevant – Complex Photoshoot

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Most of you are probably looking at these pictures and thinking, “Michelle Trachtenberg?? Wtf!”. Michelle, as some of you may know, was Buffy’s little sister Dawn Summers on the hit t.v. show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Back then she was more of the cute kid sister-type then anything.

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Michelle tried to jump to the big leagues in 2004 in the flop of a movie Eurotrip. Since then she has been doing guest spots on various t.v. shows such as House and Law and Order.

However with Kevin Smith’s Cop Out coming to theaters on February 26th I guess they though it was a good idea to get Michelle some press, and from the looks of the pics I wholeheartedly agree.

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Ms. Trachtenberg looks downright seductive in some of these shots for Complex Mag. I am a big fan of the school teacher look in the red dress as well as the shots sporting the Green Hornet esque mask, not to mention the shots with the ever so appropriately placed heart shaped box of chocolates.

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Another Taylor Momsen See Through Moment

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16 year old Gossip Girl star, turned wanna be alt rocker Taylor Momsen is at it again. Taylor was cruising the streets of NY rocking a short black see through dress, leather trench coat, black leather motorcycle boots, and knee highs all tied together with a pair of oversized aviator shades and a smoke.

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This girl exhibits class and style everywhere she goes; if you consider class and style a 16 year old dressing like a 32 year old trashy biker chick.

Whoever her handlers are definitely need to be replaced and soon or I fear we have another Lindsay Blowhan on our hands. Don’t get me wrong the Miss Momsen seems sweet enough, just a bit mislead, and unfortunately in Hollywood when starlets fall they fall fast and hard.

Look out below!!!

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