Archive for January, 2010

Michelle Trachtenberg Tries to Become Relevant – Complex Photoshoot

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Most of you are probably looking at these pictures and thinking, “Michelle Trachtenberg?? Wtf!”. Michelle, as some of you may know, was Buffy’s little sister Dawn Summers on the hit t.v. show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Back then she was more of the cute kid sister-type then anything.

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Michelle tried to jump to the big leagues in 2004 in the flop of a movie Eurotrip. Since then she has been doing guest spots on various t.v. shows such as House and Law and Order.

However with Kevin Smith’s Cop Out coming to theaters on February 26th I guess they though it was a good idea to get Michelle some press, and from the looks of the pics I wholeheartedly agree.

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Ms. Trachtenberg looks downright seductive in some of these shots for Complex Mag. I am a big fan of the school teacher look in the red dress as well as the shots sporting the Green Hornet esque mask, not to mention the shots with the ever so appropriately placed heart shaped box of chocolates.

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Another Taylor Momsen See Through Moment

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16 year old Gossip Girl star, turned wanna be alt rocker Taylor Momsen is at it again. Taylor was cruising the streets of NY rocking a short black see through dress, leather trench coat, black leather motorcycle boots, and knee highs all tied together with a pair of oversized aviator shades and a smoke.

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This girl exhibits class and style everywhere she goes; if you consider class and style a 16 year old dressing like a 32 year old trashy biker chick.

Whoever her handlers are definitely need to be replaced and soon or I fear we have another Lindsay Blowhan on our hands. Don’t get me wrong the Miss Momsen seems sweet enough, just a bit mislead, and unfortunately in Hollywood when starlets fall they fall fast and hard.

Look out below!!!

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Heidi Montag’s Sunrise Yoga

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Now I don’t like to bash people for no reason at all, but what the f@#k is Heidi Montag thinking. This chick has video and still cameras set up for a supposed one on one training session with her yoga instructor? Really? Really! With those new DDD’s getting in the way I don’t know how she is able to walk down the street without looking like the Hunch Back of Notre Dame, much less working out.

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As many may notice from the pics Heidi Montag does not look anything like she used to. I actually she thought she was cute before in a girl nest door way. In true Hollywood fashion though sghe went though a drastic makeover on November 29th, 2009 consisting of 10 procedures, all in the same day. The list reads like a plastic surgeons wet dream.

  1. Newer, bigger boob job (she’s DDD now, the biggest the doctor would put in)
  2. Butt implants
  3. Liposuction on waist, hips, inner & outer thighs
  4. Fat injections in cheeks and lips
  5. Brow lift
  6. Chin reduction
  7. Another nose job
  8. Ears pinned back
  9. Neck liposuction
  10. Botox (and remember, she’s only 23!)

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Now I am not saying I don’t thoroughly enjoy Heidi’s attempts at the basic Cow Pose or her tantalizing Bridge Pose but this chick should be spending her money on therapy. First because someone convinced her to spend her life savings on a lame attempt at becoming a popstar (way to go Spence), and second anyone who has 10 plastic surgery procedures in a day is obviously insecure to say the least. Just ask the Cat Lady. Meow.

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Keeley Hazell the Mynx of Lynx

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Keeley Hazell has done it to us again. This time she is sporting her sexy figure in the latest Lynx deodorant ads. Lynx is the UK arm of Axe deodorant and body sprays. Thankfully Lynx keeps you cool and dry, because these photos are sure to make even the coolest customer hot under the collar.

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I am no doctor but I am pretty sure I small heart attack  when I first saw the pic of her in the red one piece bikini, followed up by Kelley laid up on the silk couch in a damn near NSFW corset. Not to be out done the remaining three photos are angled at promoting the Keeping Keeley interactive video. When you are able you pick your jaw up off the floor and are done drooling here make sure to head over check it out.

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