Lady Gaga’s outfit for her performance at the Grammys last night was shocking, even for Lady Gaga. I understand she is trying to prove that:
A. She is not a hermaphrodite.
B. She is devoted to love and art.
C. She wants to be a teacher to her fans and to liberate them of their fears.
Well of all these goals the only one she accomplished was to prove that she is not a hermaphrodite, unless she was able to pull off one hell of a tuck job.
Devoting yourself to love and art does not mean you come out looking like a bad mash up of Marilyn Manson and The Ultimate Warrior while wearing extensions that look like they were pulled straight off Barbie. Oh and the cream on the cake, she looked like at any moment she was going to perform fellatio on the golden microphone.
Now I don’t know about you but if we had more teachers like this, the world may end before 2012. And as for the liberating of fears, if you haven’t had to wash your eyes out with Clorox after seeing these pics, I can guarantee these images will be burned into your brain, and not in a good way. You think you had a tough time sleeping after seeing the creppy girl in The Ring for the first time, just wait till you close your pretty little eyes tonight.