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Pamela Anderson Fashion Disaster

October 5th, 2009 admin

People of Walmart Vs. Celebrity Fashion Disasters
Round 2: Why So Serious Vs. …Oh My God

This second round of awesomely bad fashion disaster doesn’t have to deal so much with the clothes, as it does the the makeup our competitors are wearing. You really don’t want to skip this post. I’ve seen some horrible applications of makeup before, but these are…bad.

Our first competitor, fighting for People Of Walmart, is Why So Serious?

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Why So Serious?

This picture, is especially intereting. The make up is so bad, it’s almost as if she’s wearing a mask. At first glance I swore it to be photoshopped. But, I looked at it again, and decided that it couldn’t have been true. The real kicker in this picture is the yellow hair. It really brings out the mask feel in this picture. The other thing that’s different about it her overall demeanor. She just looks rather…pissed. It’s quite odd really. This lady also reminded me of the masks from the movie “Sugar and Spice”

I wonder what she’d have to be buying going to Walmart with that much makeup on. It doesn’t seem like a special occassion that she just accidentally messed up with the eyeshadow and rolled it all over her face. I mean, she did try, but I just don’t know. Her shirt doesn’t really seem that upscale either, it’s just the face that seems over the top. Well, anyways, our next competitor is someone very similar.

Our, second competitor, fighting for Celebrity Failures, is Pamela Anderson

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Run, A Killer's on the Loose!

Here at Celebrity Style Spot we like our fights to be as equal as possible. For this fight, we chose Pamela Anderson because in this picture she too is having makeup problems. What her issue seems to be is running eyeliner all over her face. Maybe she was putting the eyeliner on in the car on the way to the awards show? Maybe she was in a dark room and just forgot to check her face in a mirror before she got the the show? Either way, her face is just bad.

Personally, I think she should have just left off the eyeliner all together. it was just too much. It’s as almost as if Pam was trying to draw the beginnings of Robins mask all over her face, and just had time to get started. Maybe, this was just a work in progress, who knows. Also, she doesn’t look too happy.

In both pictures, our competitors have chosen to forgo a simple, tried and true makeup application, for something a little more exciting and non conventional. What I like about both pictures is that the women look so fake, they could almost be wearing a thin plastic mask over their face instead of the makeup. However, in every fight, there must be a winner and a loser. The winner for this edition of People of Walmart Vs. Celebrity Fashion Disasters is Why So Serious? fighting for the People of Walmart. Her sense of style is unparalleled. What I really liked is the way all her facial features were so defined. She looks serious and stylish. That is why she is the winner.

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Zack Galifianakis vs. Walmart Man

September 27th, 2009 admin

Celebrity Fashion Disasters Vs. People Of Walmart
The Bout of the Century

As a person, sometimes you have a hurried morning, and just put on the worst combination of clothes imaginable. Now, normally, most people wouldn’t care in the slightest if you had a bad hair day, or even a bad wardrobe day. But, if you’re a celebrity, people will notice. It’s almost as if they’re required to notice your bad wardrobe.

If you’ve been on the internet recently, then you’ve probably heard about People Of Walmart.  If you haven’t I’ll give you a quick rundown. People Of Walmart is essentially a website where people go to post images of other people who are dressed kind of well…peculiar at Walmart.

Well, what I’ve decided to do is combine these two elements, People of Walmart and fashion disasters, against each other, in a battle royal of the century. It’s going to be called, People Of Walmart Vs. Celebrity Disasters.

In this first fight, we’re have Zach Galifianakis Vs. People Of Walmart.

The first photo is of Zach, dressed up in a bathrobe. Yes, a bathrobe.

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Oops Zack Galifianakis Forgot to Get Dressed

That’s pretty bad. But, you know, you never really know what was going through Zach’s mind at that moment. “Well, I just woke up, maybe I should put on a bathrobe and get the newspaper. Y’know while I’m outside in my bathrobe, maybe I’ll take a stroll down the streets of New York City.” Yeah. That sounds like a brilliant idea.

But, I have a feeling that Zach had to of had some better reasoning for this. I mean, if you look at the picture, he’s wearing a pretty snazzy bathrobe. It’s not just your garden variety bathrobe. Just look at it. It looks like it was made by Nautica if you look at the logo. Also, his shoes are shined. Zach payed a little more attention than is previously thought at first glance.

Now, lets take a look at his competitor. From People of Walmart, I present to you… A Man with a Tail

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You Act Like You've Never Seen a Tail Before

I don’t really know where to start. I mean, he’s just so casual about the whole deal, I really don’t know what to expect. Why? What purpose did he have by wearing a tail to Walmart. And, he is getting some mac-n-cheese. The thing that strikes me is that it’s so normal.

The Winner: Both pictures are equally weird, but one of them just takes the cake. For the first installment of People of Walmart Vs. Celebrity Fashion Disasters; I declare the winner to be…Zach Galifianakis. The reason is because while the Man with a Tail is very casually buying mac-n-cheese at Walmart, Zach is very casually IN A BATHROBE. It’s kind of hard to top being in a bathrobe, in public like that. On top of it all, he maintains his cool while talking to another person. That, for me, tops it all, and why he is the winner.

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