In this edition Celebrity Fashion Disasters Vs. People of Walmart, we have a very unique matchup. One that hasn’t been seen since we’ve started the series. This edition, is perhaps, the most interesting of them all. Now, we’ve seen men in bathrobes, horrible makeup, and even a man with a fox tail. But, This post will almost certainly trump them all.
The first competitor in this edition, is fighting for Celebrity Fashion Disasters. She’s a famous singer, known throughout the world, and especially in the U.K. The celebrity I’m talking about, Björk. She actually has a last name, but it’s really long and confusing, so prretty much everyone just calls her Björk. Born in Iceland, Björk is well known for her soprano vocals and eclectic musical style. However, at one music award show, Björk was perhaps more well known for her fashion distaster than her vocals. Check this out:
At what first glance seems like just a normal dress, one soon realizes that their first thought was simply not the case. You quickly realize that Björk is infact, wearing a fake swan as a dress. In a move that seemed like something you’d see on Looney Toons before you saw it on a real person. But that was simply not the case. I think the lady’s face in the background perhaps described best what everyone else was thinking (shes on the right). I wonder what Björk was thinking when she decided to wear that dress. Designed by Marjan Pejoski, Björk wore the dress to the 2001 Oscars. I really don’t know what else to say. Other than it was recently auctioned with a lot of other celebrity items by an international aid agency.
Our competitor, fighting for People of Walmart is also making radical statements. Mostly through his use of undergarments. You see, our peculiar combatant doesn’t believe in wearing the typical pants to Walmart. He was wearing…something else.
Yes, it’s quite ridiculous, I think so too. But, personally, I’m still trying to wonder what kind of pants he is wearing. They look like compression shorts, but I don’t know of any compression shorts that are that transparent. Well, not compression shorts, but I am sure there are probably some female undergarments that would fit the bill. The transparency and all. What’s also interesting is the choice of underwear he chose to wear under the “female intimates” he was garnishing. If his tights (that’s what I’m going to call them from now on), were female, why wouldn’t his underwear be too? To be honest, I didn’t analyaze the picture too hard after realizing that he was wearing polka dotted underwear. But, there is one thing that I’m thankful for; and that is there are no treadmarks on his underwear. I mean, wearing transparent tights and polka dotted underwear in public is pretty ridiculous, but wearing transparent tights and polka dotted underwear in public WITH threadmarks would be on an entirely different level of ridiculous. Like, it’d transcend ridiculousness in and of itself.
But, as with any contest, there must be both, a winner and a loser. And so shall there be here today. Today, our winner is fighting out of Iceland for Celebrity Fashion Disasters…Björk! At first, I wanted to pick the guy from People Of Walmart, but upon further analysis, I realized that picking the guy would not do Björk justice. She was wearing a swan around her entire body. It’s stunning. It’s ridiculous. And, it’s just a bit stylish. That’s why she won. The guy fighting for People Of Walmart was just a bit too raunchy.